| Ever since their advent in 1908 with the
appearance
of “Little John Bayer” in Carstairs KY paranormals have created a
steadily
stronger impact on our world. Paranormals are now hired to
endorse
tennis shoes. They make public statements on political issues.
The
appear on talk shows and bemoan their paranormal status, stating how
the
world doesn’t understand the crushing weight of their power, which is
why
I had to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge, Oprah. And no, as a
resident
of Brooklyn I’m not bitter about that. Really.
An excerpt from The New Gods, written by Jonathan Cooke |