Testosterone, Parahuman Powers, Bad Attitudes, and High Heels. No, not a group of crossdressing Monty Pythonesque vigilantes. It's PMS, Precious MetalS.
When
Cindy Clarkson of Miami, Florida took a highly illegal and untested
steroid
while preparing for the Ms Universe Pageant, she never forsaw the life
she was about to create for herself. The drugs had a mutanagenic
effect,
combined with the stew of hormones and chemicals already floating in
her
bloodstream, turning her into the ultra-strong entity known as Silver.
Her strength was augmented a hundredfold, her already fabulous if not
particularly
feminine physique into a female Titan. Her powerful thighs threw her
through
the air as if gravity were on vacation, and her dense muscle kept her
safe
from everything short of medium arms fire. She couldn't compete with
such
obviously artificially stimulated muscles, so she did the next best
thing.
She formed a team of Super Heroes!
In
Nebraska she contacted Anna Hoss, the seven foot tall lady leviathan
then
known as Tower. Hoss' strength was appropriate for her insane size, but
her skin was nearly invulnerable, making her a perfect addition to the
new team. She had wanted to use the name Diamond, but a member of the
team
Avant Guard was already toting the monicker. Silver suggested they
stick
to metals for their ID's, Hoss settling on Bronze to match her
permanent
dark tan.
Dawn
Chapman was the next recruit on the stunning Silver's list. Chapman was
a mutant with a body that even her surfer girlfriends at Venice Beach
were
envious of and superhuman speed almost on par with the villain Java,
without
the five hundred dollar a day Starbucks monkey on her back. Chapman
didn't
see the point in joining a group of lady heroes until Silver and Bronze
were almost ready to give up on her. The hand of fate dealt them a card
in the form of Megalith. The superstrong entity had attacked law
enforecment
officials at a national park. The police were removing demonstaters
from
the site of a land clearing. The three ladies couldn't defeat the
Monument
of Might, but they did slow him down long enough for the demonstrators,
police, park rangers, and government officials to reach a desperate
agreement
over the fate of the lands.
Iron and Cobalt were already operating together in Texas under the names Power and Gloria. Iron, Deb Berzenski, and Cobalt, Gloria Nai, were easily convinced to join up with the stunning trio. It was dangerous work, and having a sister always backing you up wasn't anything to discard. Iron's ability to magnify her density and Cobalt's violet energy creations were two more megaton bombs in the teams rapidly growing arsenal.
With
power to spare, the group began to try and learn how to best operate
together.
Iron and Cobalt had worked together for nearly a year, but their
tightly
interwoven techniques didn't mesh well with the others. Bronze had
fought
several battles on her own, simply depending on her invulneability to
protect
her
when she was at a loss for what to do next. Silver and Gold had next to
no experience in combat at all. The ladies made money as hired muscle
and
by selling their swimsuit calandar, eventually earning enough money to
attend Pure Power Plant's month and a half long specialized course:
Parahuman
Group Dynamics-Building the Ultimate Hero Team.
The
final member
of the team to join was Platinum Blonde. A paroled super criminal
who had been working in a Ram's Horn as a waitress, she had become the
personal trainer of The Vindicator's Havok before he opted to go to
Pure
Power's Plant for further training. Feeling snubbed, 'Blonde
learned
about the 'Metals and decided perhaps what they needed to hone their
raw
power was a little experience. The women were skeptical at first
but after weeks of being unable to secure sponsorship they decided they
had nothing to lose by having a verteran at the head of their
team.
While 'Blonde is a former criminal the noteriety of her leading a super
hero team has given the team a PR boost.
Platinum Blonde is able to turn into an organic silvery metal. In this form she is incredibly strong and highly resistant to injury; she is immune to high caliber bullets as well as pressure and temperature extremes. She is able to leap hundreds of yards and run at a sprint of up to thirty miles an hour. She loses none of her natural agility and she seems to have an excellent fighting instinct that makes her a dangerous opponent. She claims this comes from living with three older brothers. Darlene still needs to breathe air while in organic form, apparently it has to do with her "metalicized cells" still needing oxygen. Darlene is also vulnerable to high powered electrical attacks. Platinum Blonde is also non-boyant, meaning she would sink in water if she remained in steel form so drowning is a very definite fear for her. |