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Welcome once again, true
believer! It is your friend of friends, Rumor Man, here with more
news and gossip on those movers and shakers in the world of spandex and
leather (and doesn't that conjur up some kinky images!).
RUMOR ONE: I hang my head in shame. Prowess, my own personal hero, has surrendered to the evils of corporate greed and has signed a deal with Nike to endorse their products of evil. One can only assume the Nike Swoosh will appear upon his chest and he will now wear cross trainers instead of his awesome red boots. Pardon me while I get drunk... All right, after an all night bender followed by some power vomiting I am back. I had no idea barfing up a lung was one of my super powers. Live and learn... RUMOR TWO: Word has it Seattle is in serious talks with Seahawk to have her create a team of paranormals. The second part to this rumor is this may be a joint venture between all the left coast states in an effort to better protect themselves from the rising threat of Riptide and his band of pirates. Riptide and Seahawk have clashed in the past, usually with her losing, so forming a group to take this villain on would not be surprising. RUMOR THREE: Payback and Retaliator (and you heard about their union here first, folks!) have rolled out of Dallas and are on their way to a city near you. Rumor has it they are heading east to the New Orleans. Considering how many bullets are expended every time just one of these two get involved I would suggest to all my True Believers in the Big Easy to buy body armor and stay indoors until the coast is clear. RUMOR FOUR: Motor City's Maximum Justice is back! After a poor showing The Company of Wolves got spanked and spanked hard. Word is this team is comprised of a bunch of newcomers, although rumor has it Great Britain's Cavalier has come out of retirement to lead the group. RUMOR FIVE: The Win A Date With Mustapha contest is confirmed. The High Justice member has agreed to auction off an evening of his time to help raise money for New York's Martin Luther King Foundation. The ultra-fashionable and emminenty sophisticated hero promises an evening of "wining, dining and dancing with the absolute baddest of asses". Only women are allowed to participate. For those of you of the homosexual persuasion: sorry. RUMOR SIX: Felisomballa has signed an agreement to once again appear in Playboy. Now go wipe that drool off your chin! |
